Sunday 11 January 2009

How big is this cock?

I watched a few hours of Top Gear last night. One aspect of the show that I like is that they love to call certain classes of motorist "cocks". In the episode I watched last night, a BMW M-something went from being uncool to cool on the Cool Wall because in their view, cocks had stopped buying that car and were now tooling around in Audi's.

Here is my contribution to cock-watch. A pathetic BMW 318i (the Teutonic Gemini if you ask me) with fancy wheels.


As if they'll make it go faster, you great flaming cockhead.


With luck, people like the owner of this car will the first against the wall when the revolution comes.

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