Thursday 28 June 2007

Nice, warm road

The SMH and Police are confused as to why a woman lay down on a road last night and was run over by two trucks.

Easy. Roads are warmer than the surrounding land. If you are tired and drunk and need a short nap, the road is the nicest place to sleep.

It's also the stupidest place to sleep, but hey, if you've drunk 20 cans of beer, who's going to argue?

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