Sunday 20 May 2007

Harpoon them whalers

God, Rudd is an idiot.

He let the cat out of the bag today, telling the media that he wants to send the Navy down south to stop the Japs from zotting whales.

Fool. You never tell them in advance. You just send a Collins sub down there, torpedo a few boats and use the "Titanic defence". Gee, shucks, weren't us. Captain must have been drunk and run into an iceberg.

After a few sinkings, the crews will probably not want to risk another voyage, and that will be that.

Then the oceans will be over run with bloody whales in no time and no yachtie will be safe from plowing into one at night out in the open ocean.

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